TRUMP ISSUES ULTIMATUM TO DICTATORS: SHOWER ME WITH GOLDEN COMPLIMENTS
President Donald Trump has succeeded in making deals with brutal dictators of the world. For generations, America was led by nerds who foolishly cared about gobbledygook, like democracy and human rights. In less than three years, President Donald Trump has provided tangible proof that the world’s most brutal dictators can be convinced to lavishly praise Mr. Trump. For example, Mr. Trump’s deal-making inspired North Korean dictator Kim Jong-Un to send Mr. Trump a “very beautiful letter.” President Trump has not allowed North Korea’s continued missile testing to become an obstacle to his higher priority of convincing the North Korean government to continue issuing statements that lavishly praise Mr. Trump.
If America does not reelect Donald Trump 2020, there is a substantial risk that brutal strongmen around the world, such as Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salma and Vladimir Putin, will cease praising Donald Trump. Furthermore, Mr. Trump’s personal financial dealings with dictatorial regimes may suffer. America might return to the dark days of yore, when America tried to foster alliances with democratic nations. Former administration officials might feel emboldened to disclose the bat-shit craziness that took place at the White House.
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TRUMP SUCKS UP TO DICTATORS
Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salma, who is reported to have orchestrated the dismemberment of a journalist
North Korean Dictator Kim Jong-Un, who continues to menace his own people and the world, and arranged for the murder of his own family members.
Vladimir Putin, whose campaign of destabilizing Western democracies and institutions was pivotal to the tragic election of America’s 45th President.
Both domestically and abroad, Donald Trump has forged self-serving relationships with individuals who, like himself, are bereft of ethical principles. This has caused grave injury to the ideals that Americans have valued for generations.